Britney Spears is this thing

March 25, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

From the press release for the unveiling of ‘Monument to Pro Life’, the statue depicting Britney Spears giving birth to her first son:

“Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston,” believed Pro-Life’s first monument to the ‘act of giving birth,’ is purportedly an idealized depiction of Britney in delivery. Natural aspects of Spears’ pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean’s head.

I’m not a doctor, despite what my hunky calendar may have led you to believe, but I have done a lot of research on childbirth. And by “done a lot research”, I mean “not done any research”. Even still, I’m almost positive this isn’t what it looks like when a woman gives birth. The bear head looks right, of course. Which is good, because most accidents happen because people get cocky and tempt fate but not giving birth while grabbing the bear head. I just don’t think women normally lay in that pose. That pose is really more for conception, unless she’s trying to see how far she can shoot the baby. Grow up Britney.

posted by Brendon, 11:40 AM, Source = Capla Kesting Fine Art


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