George Clooney is devastating

The Vanity Fair cover story on Teri Hatcher, in which she reveals she was molested by her uncle for three years starting at age 5, says she was prompted to tell her story after secretly dating a famous Hollywood “Mystery Man” who left her “emotionally shattered” after dumping her. Today, Page Six claims the Mystery Man is George Clooney and the relationship that so completely devastated her was a brief fling they had in January.

… the unidentified star who bedded and dumped Hatcher left her so emotionally shattered that she could no longer keep from talking about her evil uncle. “The debacle with Mystery Man … made the parallels between her romantic failures and the legacy of her sexual abuse seem too obvious to ignore,” Vanity Fair’s Leslie Bennetts writes. Being “seduced and abandoned by a world-class Don Juan” left Hatcher “emotionally flayed, stripped of every protective covering until she [was] nothing but exposed nerve endings.”

It’s coincidence, but still pretty funny that Clooney has the same moves as a child molester. He’ll bang you, but then stress that you can’t tell anyone. “Lets just keep this our little secret.” But unless Clooney made her wear a jumper before sex, Hatcher seriously needs to calm down. What did she think was gonna happen? Hatcher complaining about Clooney breaking up with her is like a raccoon complaining because it got chased out of a bakery. You had your time in the sun, and it was great. Now go back to the dumpster.


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