Joy Behar is a bitch

Star Jones was recovering from a breast lift surgery yesterday but called into ‘the View’ live after reports began to surface that she had been on the verge of death because of a blood transfusion. After a seemingly endless monologue, Star began to field questions from her co-hosts and even members of the audience, all while on the phone from her hospital 2000 miles away. Co-host Joy Behar, who is well known to hate Star Jones, was growing increasingly agitated until she eventually cut Jones off. Fox News says:

“Last Friday was my 44th birthday, but my boobs still think they’re 20,” Jones said – and that’s when Behar heard enough. “OK, Star. That’s enough about you. On to us. ‘Bye,” she snapped. Behar was bleeped when she added “Keep your [breasts] perky!” in a mock-cheerful voice. “I’m glad to see you haven’t changed,” Jones shot back. “Even today, you are still a bitch,” she said before the call was abruptly cut off.

Jesus, what does Star Jones have to do to get fired from that show, slaughter the last unicorn on stage during Girl Scout day. The producers better fire her before then, because if I remember Biology class right – and I’m pretty sure I do – Star becomes immortal once she eats the unicorns heart. I couldn’t find any decent video from yesterday, so until I do, here’s Star Jones before she had her stomach stapled waddling around and getting hit in the face with a football. Good luck finding something better than that. Ever.

I realize that banner picture of Jessica Simpson has nothing to do with anything, but looking up pictures of Star Jones would have required looking up pictures of Star Jones, and as it turns out, I’m not gonna do that.