Lindsay Lohan is a flasher

Feel free to ask me why GM has ever had one fashion show, let alone 10, as long as you realize I have no idea what the answer is gonna be. All that really matters is that the Dalmatian was at the 10th annual GM Fashion Show but her bra wasn’t. Just three years ago, if most guys saw this picture, the day would have ended and their penis would have grip marks on it like the handlebars on a ten year olds bike, but now she’s so bony and freckled, that last picture is almost more trouble than it’s worth. You try to focus on her boob but everything else is just so distracting. Like trying to bang a hooker in the car while a cop is tapping on the window with a flashlight. Dude, can you give me 5 minutes, I already paid.

Sorry about the quality on the money shot here. I promise I’m looking for higher res and I’ll update as soon as I can.

UNSEXY NEW UPDATE – Unfortunately, the money shot here had to be removed. Lindsay Lohans attorney didn’t find it nearly as entertaining as the rest if us.
Sorry about that.