For some reason I watched this video of Lindsay Lohan being absolutely mauled by the paparazzi a hundred times, as she does stuff as fascinating as leave a tanning salon in the middle of the week. It’s easy to call her a drunken freckled mess - and fun too! - but it really would suck to be surrounded by these animals all day, every day, everywhere you go. This is why I’ve rejected a life of fame and glamour. I only care about the dolphins. And the children. And sit-ups. Call me, ladies!
You have to go to TMZ to watch the video. I stared at the source code for 30 minutes trying to rip it but couldn’t for the life of me figure out how. Reader Peanut is a genuis. Watch the video here.
And, you’re probably wondering what Peter Griffin thinks about all this Lindsay Lohan talk. Funny you should ask.
First.
And fuck this cute little slut.
We all know it would be awesome - even if she watched TV and did her nails while I was fucking her doggystyle and then when I turned her over and began to squeeze her fabulous tits around my……………
Whoa - gotta stop.
First.
And fuck this cute little slut.
We all know it would be awesome - even if she watched TV and did her nails while I was fucking her doggystyle and then when I turned her over and began to squeeze her fabulous tits around my……………
Whoa - gotta stop.