Lindsay Lohan likes sex

Lindsay Lohan says she’s not nearly the little hussy she’s portrayed as in the media, and is really much more interested in monogamy than random sex.

“Sleeping around is not something that interests me, but the act of love is an amazing thing. It’s groovy. You’ve gotta have some fun and let those emotions out.”

She doesn’t exactly deny quick relationships with Chad Michael Murray, Jared Leto, Jonathan Rhys-Myers, Colin Farrell, Joaquin Phoenix and Benicio del Toro among others, but says that’s more because she’s still just 19, and not above the average teenage crush. “Yes Lindsay, that’s great”, you’re probably saying, “but when can I see your tits.”

“I’m okay with being topless in front of people, but I’m not sure if I’d want to do it onscreen. If it’s a role that’s going to win me an Oscar, it would be different.”

I am oddly curious to know how many people Lohan has slept with. And if there have been any girls down there yet. I’d like to give her a lie detector. I don’t have a lie detector or know how to use a lie detector, but I don’t think that will be a problem. She’s no genius. I’ll just get a Styrofoam cooler and paint it gray, then glue some glitter and buttons to it. Then I’ll put a colander on her head and wrap each of her tits in tin foil. That last one is really just more of a treat for me though, it has little to do with the science involved.

Source = New York Daily News