Mariah Carey is melting away

Mariah Carey says the reason for her ripped physique lately is because she’s been working out so hard in the gym. Maybe a little too hard. Maybe. She told the London Mirror:

“I’ve been working out like mad – you can even punch me in the stomach and feel how tight that is. But I’ve gotta slow it down, cos the other day someone told me I was losing my ass – and I don’t want to lose that.”

Mariah Carey must be working out in a fun house if she thinks her ass is disappearing. Either that or she’s just kinda dumb. Prolly just kinda dumb. I bet you could snap the heel of one of her shoes and she would walk in a circle for an hour, a look of panic on her face as she begs for someone to help.

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