Nick Lachey has a type

Nick Lachey is purportedly continuing his tireless quest of vapid hot girls with low standards, dining out with Laguna Beach alum and pseudo-socialite Kristin Cavallari earlier this week. The two were spotted breaking bread at SoCal haunt Stanley’s Restaurant, where Cavallari “was definitely flirting. She was laughing and flipping her hair back. They seemed to be enjoying the conversation,” according to one anonymous bystander. Adds a pal of Nick’s:

“[Kristin is] definitely his type: blonde, a little ditzy, a sweet girl.”

I guess you could call Kristin Cavallari sweet, if you’re into genocide and drowning kittens. Every time I look at her I feel like a part of my soul’s dying. It’s the same way when I look at pictures of Vietnam or the Holocaust, except worse, because while Kristin has never committed war crimes, she makes girls with esteem issues cry. In fact, I’m pretty sure that when Satan masturbates, he thinks about Kristin Cavallari.


posted by Emily, 1:53 PM, source = MSN