Paris Hilton is delusional

March 1, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Paris Hilton is so confident in her acting ability that she has put Oscar winner Charlize Theron on notice that the two may soon be in contention for the same roles. Hilton says that one person once told her she had a similar style, and therefore a heated battle for the same dramatic character work is sure to follow. Says Paris:

“My acting coach told me I have a similar style of acting to her so we may end up vying for the same parts.”

The bad news is that Hollywood is filled with brainless lemmings who constantly confuse notoriety with popularity, so this pointless whore will absolutely get more roles handed to her. The good news is that she’s never shown any range of human emotion, and has as much chance of being a good actress as I do of being a outer space pirate who plays pro football. Pro space football.



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