Sharon Stone is deep

Sharon Stone says she wanted her full-frontal nude scenes in the upcoming ‘Basic Instinct 2’ to be jarring for the audience when they see it in context.

“I thought that when I ultimately did do the nude scene it should be done in a startling way that would be disturbing and threatening. By the time the film is released, I will be 48 and I wanted to do the nudity in a way that’s quite brazen. I wanted her to be very masculine, like a man in a steam room, and I wanted the audience to have a moment where they realize she’s naked and then realize she’s a fortysomething woman and naked.”

People rarely have any idea what the hell Sharon Stone is talking about, and today will be no exception. Seeing her naked in the Basic Instinct sequel will be the exact opposite of surprising, and no one is gonna start doing the math unless she holds up her license like they do in those Bring ‘Em Young porns I’ve downloaded way less than 500 times. Way less than that. Jeezum, what a tramp. Wait, did I say “tramp”, I meant to say “deeply religious”. “When cameras are around.”

Sharon yesterday in the Old City of Jerusalem in the pictures above, and very very naked in the Basic Instinct 2 trailer here.