Nicole Richie almost never gets mentioned on this page. Because, you know, why in the hell would she. She doesn’t do anything. I don’t do posts on my paperboy either. She is currently filming the new version of ‘the Simple Life’, which nobody watched on Fox, and now nobody will watch on E! And she’s still peddling her book, which, based on that massive stack behind her, didn’t sell a single copy. Here she is at a signing at Kitson, which isn’t even a bookstore. They sell purses and bracelets and crap. I was gonna go to this signing, but it thought it would be more fun to watch my grandparents 69 each other, so I did that instead. By the way, if you’re a Nicole Richie fan, if you just love her, those mutants at the end there are your peers. Congratulations.