Tom and Katie are married. Maybe.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes reportedly have been married for eight months. They are said to have wed on a Scientology owned yacht in the Caribbean last July, about three months after they met for the first time and one month after getting engaged in Paris. They were wed by a Scientology chaplain in front of John Travolta and Kirstie Alley among others and exchanged gold rings emblazoned with triangular Scientology symbols. They supposedly only wear their rings at church functions. Holmes, who always swore she would remain a virgin until her wedding day, wore white. She is now seven months pregnant. After the ceremony, the couple walked across a tiny bridge, a Scientology symbol for the journey to “total freedom.” No one from Holmes family attended the “wedding”. A rep for the couple denies the story:

“They have not yet wed, and are continuing to move forward with their plans for the big day.”

I’m pretty sure I’d rather see fire breathing dragons get married and reproduce than Scientologists. I’ve been doing a lot of research about fire breathing dragons – and by that I mean I saw this movie one time – and they can fly and burn down your village, but at least when they take over I won’t have to walk across total freedom bridges and see Kirstie Alley with my wedding cake all over her hands and face.

Source = New York Daily News