Britney Spears wants to sue

When Sean Preston Spears fell from his highchair last week and landed on the thin layer of bone separating his brain from the floor, Britney Spears took him to the hospital, got a clean bill of health from the doctors and that was thought to be that. But now Britney says she is prepared to sue the manufacturer of the chair for selling an unsafe product. A source close to Britney says:

“The chair’s back broke … She’s going to see if there was a fault in the chair.”

Any defense attorney who couldn’t win this case should be disbarred immediately. All he has to do is show the jury five minutes from ‘Chaotic’, then say, “look, this kid was gonna be fucked up anyway…”


Source = MSNBC

Thanks to James (who I heard banged Lucy Liu) for the link.