Adrianne Curry, who won the original ‘America’s Next Top Model’, was married Saturday in Illinois to Christopher Knight, who played Peter on ‘The Brady Bunch’. The pair met while filming ‘The Surreal Life’ on VH1, then went on to star in ‘My Fair Brady’, the reality show that chronicled their romance. She is 23, he is 48. The ceremony had a Goth theme, with Currys bridesmaids dressed in blood-red dresses and Knights groomsmen in blood-red tuxedos. The women carried black roses and the flower girls wore black dresses with blood red bows. Curry said:
“I wanted to go as gothic as I could and as traditional as I could without ruffling anyone’s feathers. I wanted to have a black dress, but I knew it would break my grandmother’s heart.”
God almighty. These two are annoying and I haven’t even been paying attention. I doubt I’ve ever thought Christopher Knight did anything cool, but I was drinking Ovaltine and hanging a 3D horse poster at the time if I did. And since Adrianne Curry is almost certainly crazy, this doesn’t really count. Any guy can have a model if he wants. All it takes is charm, perseverance and rope.
Her Playboy stuff.