Ashlee Simpson is jealous

May 24, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Reports claim that Jessica Simpson is barely on speaking terms with younger sister Ashlee these days, this on the heels of Ashlee’s dramatic physical transformation over the past few weeks. After dying her hair blond and having a nose job, Ashlee is now the mirror image if Jessica. A source says:

“There’s been a lifelong rivalry. You’ve got two driven young women, both clamoring for attention. With her new look, Ashlee is going head-to-head with her sister.”

And now Ashlee may have another surgery to copy Jessica’s most prominent assets:

“She’d love to have a pair of ‘sit up and take notice’ breasts, which is what Jess has.”

The source explains that Jessica isn’t the one keeping the two from speaking. Ashlee is the one who doesn’t want to talk, many feel because of her jealously towards Jessica. Ashlee has always felt less attractive than Jessica, has always felt her parents favored Jessica, has sold fewer records than Jessica and her movie (‘Undiscovered’) made only 1 million dollars, while Jessica’s (‘the Dukes of Hazzard’) made 80.

Whatever the problem here, I think we all agree that Jessica Simpson should have sex with me. And also that Ashlee will never be as hot as Jessica. Jess is dumb but it’s kind of endearing, Ashlee is dumb and it’s just annoying. My hands could be wrapped in rattlesnakes and I would still masturbate to a Jessica Simpson video, but I would rather have sex with a poison ivy bush than Ashlee.

Source = Star. The pictures are Jessica having lunch two days ago with Victoria Principal in Malibu. Does this mean Jessica is still pursuing the role of Pam in the feature version of ‘Dallas’? The role Victoria played on the TV show? How should I know. Leave me alone, you guys.


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