Brandon Davis is sorry, fat

The most sincere apologies are always the ones that you have written for you by a publicist 10 days after the incident for which you’re apologizing. And in that great spoiled brat tradition, Brandon Davis has now apologized for his profanity laced tirade against Lindsay Lohan. On May 16th, Davis was walking the Sunset Strip with Paris and Nikki Hilton when he launched into a vile attack against Lohan in front of the paparazzi, much to the delight of Nikki and Paris. He called Lohan “fire crotch” repeatedly, said her “clit is seven feet long” and “it fucking smells like diarrhea so fuck off”. He also asked if Wilmer Valderama is in a mariachi band, and called an innocent bystander a “dirty whore”. Now, Davis says:

“My behavior on May 16 was inexcusable. What started out as a joke got completely carried away and I am horrified at the words that came out of my mouth. I consider Lindsay a friend and I hope she accepts my sincere apology for my reprehensible actions last week.”

In Davis’ defense, it was a pretty funny joke. Like the part when Davis – who inherited all his money and has never worked a day in his life – said that poor people are disgusting. “Poor”, according to Davis, is everyone worth less than 7 million. Another funny joke is to put a conch shell in a pillowcase and beat someone with it. So cover your ears Brandon, because big laughs are coming.

Source = New York Post