Everyone in LA gets laid

A rumor that has been around for a while picked up steam today, namely that Paris Hilton is crushing on USC quarterback Matt Leinart (the handsome fella in the picture above). Sources confirmed their friendship after Hilton was seen wearing a brown wig on a date with the Heisman Trophy winner earlier this week. As for Hiltons very recent ex, Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos, he may now be hooking up with Lindsay Lohan. Reports say that just hours after Hilton recently flew to Australia, Niarchos (who formerly dated Mary Kate Olsen) was seen drinking with and grinding on Lohan at the L.A. club Element. A source says:

"Lindsay was all over Stavros. At one point, he had his hand up her skirt!" Three days later, Stavros was reportedly seen leaving Lohan's room at the Chateau Marmont.

Holy crap, was there anyone in this story who doesn't have an STD. Source = MSNBC and MSNBC