Halle Berry has sex by herself

Halle Berry had to act out sex scenes by herself on the set of the movie ‘Perfect Stanger’ because her on screen partner Bruce Willis couldn’t make it to the set. Halle was forced to writhe around on a bed while the film crew played a recording of Bruce’s voice, and CGI artists added Willis to the scene later to put the pair seamlessly together on screen. A source says:

“Halle wasn’t phased performing solo. Although she, in effect, keeps her hands to herself, she is very convincing indeed in the love scenes.”

You know Bruce Willis is getting tons of tail when he can’t rearrange his schedule to get on top of Halle Berry. I could masturbate while tigers were chasing me just thinking about Halle Berry, and this guy wont even cross town to lick her chest. I even figured out wormhole time travel to try to get into her bedroom. Unfortunately I ended up in Mexico in the 1890’s, but I had on my cape and eye mask to seduce Halle, and thus the legend of Zorro was born. So that was cool.


Source = the Sun