Lindsay Lohan has a new fella

Pictures taken yesterday in New York show Lindsay Lohan with alleged new boyfriend James Burke, a 20 year old model/musician who up until now was thought to be dating Kate Moss. It was also thought up until now that a girl could go ten minutes without having some new guy on top of her, but apparently that’s not the case. I read in a respected science journal that it’s bad for girls to be as trampy as Lindsay Lohan because their vaginas gets worn out and if they ever get pregnant, the baby can come tumbling out of them as early as four weeks. At least, I think it was a respected science journal. It might have been nothing.