Megan Fox has been sorta famous for a while now. She was on ‘Hope and Faith’ and she’s been on ‘Two and a Half Men’. Of course, if any of you knew that already, I’m gonna have to ask you to leave this site and never come back. But now she’s gonna be famous for rubbing off Brian Austin Green under the table at sidewalk cafe. It’s hard to know what to say about this, because I barely even know who these people are, so it’s not like I’m disappointed or shocked. It’s like seeing a porcupine. Because you don’t expect to see a porcupine, and then you do see a porcupine, and you’re all like “hey look, a porcupine”. But it’s not like it gives a heart attack or anything. So, yeah, this is exactly like that.