Paris Hiltons vagina is magic

Photographers outside the home of Paris Hilton say that recently dumped ex boyfriend Stavros Niarchos was a pathetic crybaby mess when he showed up late Monday night and begged Paris to take him back. TMZ says:

“Stavros arrived around 1a.m. and spent an hour crying and ringing her door bell, begging to be let in. At one point, Stavros was spotted sprawled out on her driveway. Around 2 am Paris finally let him in and the screaming continued. We are told they were so loud the fight could be heard outside the house. Stavros was heard hollering ‘Take me back!’ and ‘I give you everything!’ Sources say during the fight Matt Leinart’s name was brought up a few times … Finally, around 8 in the morning, Stavros got in a cab and headed out. The plot thickens as Paris and Stavros were seen out Wednesday night together and sources tell us the two wound up spending the night at her house…”

Jesus dude, have some dignity. Even the Wiggles would call you a pussy.

Source = TMZ