Who is into Donkey Punching?

Page Six runs today what historians will remember as the greatest blind item of all time, namely:

"Which Hollywood hellcat supposedly has a sick sexual fetish for something called the 'Donkey Punch?' The starlet was having sex with a much-older boyfriend a while back and begged her shocked bedmate to 'hit me in the face' at the peak of their passionate lovemaking."

I don't mean to be pedantic, but a Donkey Punch, of course, isn't slapping a girl when she climaxes, it's punching her in the back of the head during doggy style when she's least expecting it and then trying to hold on. To learn more about Donkey Punching your lover, I recommend 'Donkey Punching for Dummies'. I think Matt Holt was the editor on that one, and he's one of the best. But just so you know, if you wanted to buy it and ask out the cute chick at the bookstore, I recommend you not do both at the same time. Source = Page Six. Why the banner picture of Jolie? Oh, no reason. (btw, Pitt is 12 years older than she is.)