07.18.2006 Stuff from all over





Oprah is not gay - Oprah Winfrey said Monday that she is not gay and any rumors that she is in a sexual relationship with long time friend Gayle King are categorically untrue. Granted, I’ve never heard any of those rumors, but congratulations to Oprah for haunting me with an image even more terrifying than her having sex with a 50 year old man.



Eminem is not in trouble - The man who accused Eminem of repeatedly punching him while relieving himself in the bathroom of a strip club on 8 Mile in Detroit last Thursday has dropped the charges. The man then went back to his job as a respected neurosurgeon.



Paris Hilton is a cackling whore - Saturday, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan were both at the same beach house in Malibu, and Paris was her typical spoiled bratty bitch self, making a huge display out of whispering and laughing “very loudly the entire time, snickering behind Lindsay’s back.” Why? Because Lindsay has a job and earned her own money, and Paris just won’t tolerate that kind of behavior.



Carmen Electra is not married - Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro are “amicably separating” after two and a half years of marriage, putting an end to months of speculation that anyone knows why Dave Navarro is famous.


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  1. Observer 10/10/2007 20:06

    Oh!!! These were the good old days.

     

    FIRST!!!!!

    Of course Oprah is not gay - she is a lesbian.

    Eminem is a fucking pussy who should be slapped by all the Emos he pretends to shit on.

    Paris Hilton - what the fuck can you say>

    Dave Navarro - famous for being in the only good music video of the 1990s.

    and for all I know it was made in the 2000s. 

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