JAMES WOODS IS EASILY SURPRISED

James Woods, 59, has broken up with Ashley Madison, his 20-year-old girlfriend whom he has dated for about 6 months (this chick).  Woods is friends with Madison father, and has known her since she was 5.  Things went bad after the death of  Wood’s brother last month and Madison attended the funeral in a mini-skirt.  IMDb says:

Madison showed up for the service dressed inappropriately "in a 3-inch miniskirt and chain-smoking." (A source) explains, "At the funeral she was concerned about the amount of magazines she was in. Jimmy was on his knees with tears staining his shirt, and she was showing pictures of herself.   She's the anti-Christ. She truly has the soul of a moth and the brain of a dead trout."

Based on my extensive study of trampy suburban white girls, I'm not sure why Woods was so surprised by this.  Chain smoking and dressing slutty is pretty much what they do.  If one day you saw that she could fly or was hatching a plot to blow up a federal building, that would be surprising.  If she morphed into a bionic fighting tiger, yes, that would be odd, but getting drunk and whoring around seems about right.