JENNIFER LOPEZ IS PREGNANT?

I barely know who Jesse McCartney is because I'm not 13 or a girl or a 13 year old girl, but he made an appearance at an Atlanta radio station yesterday and during the course of the interview it came out that he's dating Katie Cassidy (this chick).  Cassidy is the girl who beat out Jessica Simpson for a role in the upcoming big screen version of "Dallas", which Jennifer Lopez was cast in but recently walked away from, or some say was fired from.  So DJ Vicki Locke asked him if Katie knew the real reason JLo left.  The AJC says:

Then Locke inquired, "Oh, so I bet your girlfriend can give us the scoop on why Jennifer Lopez was fired from the movie?" Without thinking, McCartney replied, "She didn't get fired. She's pregnant."  Oops. J-Lo and hubby Marc Anthony haven't exactly made that news public yet.  Locke reports that McCartney then looked nervously over at his female handler and quickly changed the subject.  "It was kind of a 'Oops, what did I just do?' moment," Locke told Buzz. "It quickly became 'Can we just talk about the record?' When the microphones were off, he just looked at the woman with him and asked, 'Was I not supposed to say anything?"

Guh.  For the kids sake I hope this isn’t true.  This arrogant bitch shouldn’t be allowed to raise a cactus, much less a human being.  I wouldn’t let her baby-sit my turtle while I went to get coffee.  I'd come back ten minutes later and she'd be trying on outfits and staring at herself in the mirror while my turtle was on the roof playing with roller skates and a shotgun.