JESSICA BIEL KISSES GIRLS

Jessica Biel was at the club Lotus in New York Thursday night and various reports from the party claim she was nice enough to make out with another girl.  Biel and her friends drank Grey Goose and soda until about 2:30 am, when the club bought them a round of watermelon shots.  After that, according the New York Daily News:

"One partygoer tells us she got carried away enough to plant a big old smooch on an attractive female companion."

Jessica Biel is pretty tough looking, and it's actually pretty easy to imagine her as a lesbian.  In fact, I'm doing it right now.  Turns out it's pretty awesomely fun too.  Except for the fact that she might be getting a little too hard and muscular.  I’m not sure if I could even get my penis inside of her at this point.  Not with an erection.  I would have to put on a blindfold, then think about Vietnam, then push my penis inside of her with my thumbs.