KEVIN FEDERLINE IS POOR, PROUD, SMART

In an interview with the Daily Mirror, Kevin Federline says he is almost broke because he is too proud to take any money from his wife, Britney Spears. 

"I don't get any money from my wife.  I'm almost broke. As a man, as a male figure and a father, I wouldn't be happy sitting back and living off my wife's fortune.  I have to provide for my family. People gotta understand that I'm working, too, she's not the only one that's got things to do."

Kevin goes on the defend Birtney for some of her mishaps raising their son Sean Preston, specifically regarding the time she was photographed speeding away from Starbucks with the newborn on her lap.

"Britney plays mamma real well. She's a very good mother.  It's one of those things that comes naturally. What the magazines don't tell you about Britney driving is that Starbucks is a minute from the house.     People don't know what it's like being chased by all those cars and if Britney feels like she gotta take the baby and put him on her lap and get out of there then so be it."

Maybe you just can't handle KFeds truth, but you should know that his reasoning is supported by top experts at the Skip Babies Across The Pavement Foundation and also the Carrion Birds Who Pick At Dead Things In The Road Alliance.