KFED IS NOT A RESPECTED RAPPER. WAIT, WHAT?

Shockingly, Kevin Federline's debut last night on the Teen Choice Awards is receiving less than stellar praise from the rap community.  Despite being able to rhyme "superstar" with "superstar", Kevin's mic skills are not taken seriously by those who know better.  Elliot Wilson, editor in chief of the hip-hop mag XXL, said:

"I just think we ignore him.  He's a joke, basically. … I just don't think he gets it. He doesn't get that he's Britney's man and it's hard to take him seriously."

Jermaine Hall, executive editor of King magazine, agreed:

"The thing that really hurts him is the fact that he's perceived as Britney's husband.  You know, kinda like Britney's second — I don't even want to say second in command, but — he's like the Britney Boy. He's like Mrs. Spears, and it's kinda hard to get over that perception."

Umm … I'm not sure what I'm supposed to say that's more insulting than calling Kevin "Mrs. Spears", so I'll defer to Jermaine Hall and just point out that Kevin isn't completely useless.  In fact, I heard that if you hit Kevin in the head with a bat, he turns into a gold coin.  Just like on Super Mario Brothers.  So you guys should totally try that.  Or maybe you're so rich you don't need a huge gold coin.  Whatever, dude.