SARAH JESSICA PARKER IS CREEPY

By brendon August 18, 2006 @ 1:29 PM

This is what I picture when people tell me how great "Sex and the City" was.  It was a show about a goblin who slept around.  Fantastic.  Maybe my taste isn't sophisticated enough to realize how awesome that is, but I want to watch this monster have sex about as much as I want to watch my grandparents have sex.  I think she's on the red carpet because she won the prize for luring the most children into an oven.  I'm sure Garnier is thrilled to see her hair look like this after they paid her millions to endorse their stuff.  Either this hagged bitch is about to get hit by lightning or she needs a new conditioner.   And if she's such a famous fashion icon, why does her husband dress like my 8th grade civics teacher.  



wwtdd

(2) Comments

  1. Bert 10/11/2006 04:21

    How about … SJP is BUTT UGLY!!!!!!!
    Yeah! THAT’S the ticket!
    MOST women get sexier with age … this one went Troll!

  2. Bert 10/11/2006 04:22

    How about … SJP is BUTT UGLY!!!!!!!
    Yeah! THAT’S the ticket!
    MOST women get sexier with age … this one went Troll!
    (Goblin is an insult to Goblins!)

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