SCARLETT AND JOSH ARE TOO LOUD

Life & Style says that Scarlett Johansson and Josh Hartnett are moving into a 6 million dollar loft in New York.  The 2,648-square-foot condo in Tribeca with three bedrooms, 2.5 baths and two balconies has had but one major modification commissioned by the couple – soundproofing.  Around their bedroom.  A source says:

"They asked that we change the design to include extra insulation between the bedrooms of the pent­house and the unit next door."

Another awesome idea would be to put soundproofing around anything Josh Hartnett has ever acted in.  If my TV ever showed one of his movies, I would run across the room and attack it.  I would have to teach it a lesson because I would feel like it had betrayed me.  I may have to throw it right out the window.  In fact, I may have to sell my entire house.  I'm just not sure if I could ever feel comfortable there again.