Eva Longoria has to try to seduce everything in site, even when she’s just telling a story to her friends. I don’t think most girls writhe around like that and lick their lips unless they’re thinking about sex 35 hours a day. The rumor has always been that Eva likes it a little rough. Or at least she says she does. The problem is, for girls “rough” means the handsome pirate with the long windswept mane of hair ripping the buttons on her blouse as he holds her captive in a velvet blindfold, for guys it means a donkey punch and calling her a whore.
Looks like she’s sportin’ some “winterbush,” look at that bulge… that or, she’s got a lot down there if you get my drift.
id fuck the shit out of her
Did she leave her boobs in an orange Hermes bag in London?
Is it me, or is she sporting serious ’stache in those pics. Someone needs a quick wax.
What’s with the hat in the first four pics? Doesn’t Fidel Castro wear one just like it? Way to go Eva. Make me think of a sickly, 80 year old dictator while I’m looking at an oiled up diva in a bikini. Just for that, it’s teabag time tonight.
i like the fourth pic….her ass is so juicy! but she needs some makeup here
I agree about the chick stache. She may also want to consider holding her arms above her head next time she is in the spray tan booth, the pits are missin’ out on all the orange glo.
Glad it’s not just me that spotted the ‘tache. However, the combination of that and the rather pert arse in pic 4 is giving me some significant confusion issues.
She has to seduce everything in site?….like, the website? im confused. shutting down now
o come on..come on now…..thats just too much..the 4 picture…dear lordy..come on..
mercy..i call mercy..*taps out*
i’d like to put my skin pickle into that mush box !!!
Hey fucker, *some* girls like it a little rougher than a velvet blindfold. Brendan, I’d make you cry like a little titty-baby…
I’m surprised no one’s commented on how busted she looks without makeup.
she looks awesome with no makeup. have you even seen some of the other “beauties” of today with no makeup? I’d hit that in a second.
Not a sign of a tit.
what happened to the good looking eva, her pictures in Maxim were shit also, she is like looking at a cardboard cut out of her, only instead of cardboard it is flesh and gets very mad if you try to jack it on her leg…
If that’s not good looking I don’t know what is. By the way very, very nice ass in #4.
i have no idea why men think this little mustached,no tit midget is pretty but whatever.
Jesus what’s up with that bush? She needs to hang with Lindsay for a day or two.
tracy, I love you, I am el diablo, spanish for the fighting chicken, with the claws and the beak…