A formal announcement is expected later today saying that Eva Longoira and Tony Parker, point guard for the San Antonio Spurs and her boyfriend of the past few years, are done. No reason has been given as yet, but Longoria is suspected of being less than faithful, and has been linked with Hayden Christensen and Jamie Foxx among others. And Parker just took it because he’s French. One time he threw down his beret in disgust and stormed away in his black Capri pants and striped shirt, but that was about it. Then she taught him a lesson by mooshing his croissants and he did a mime about crying. Jesus, no wonder they Spurs haven’t won in three years.
Oh lord, who didn’t see this coming? She seems like the type of chick who likes to be put in her place, not have her place cleaned up by her man in a french maid uniform. God damned frenchy’s!
Hayden Christensen??? WTF! She is one notch I would wear proudly on my belt
HOLY FUCK!!! Someone throw that skinny bitch a big mac before she goes poof. Those legs look like chicken wings after all the meat has been stripped off.
wow…joe..you call every chick that has been posted on here ugly except for anna nicole….do you have something against chix that werent formally obese and TPT?
I like the French… so you can all fucking eat it.
wow JoeBlow is that the best you can come up with?? “throw her a big mac”?? you like fat girls dont you?
Hayden Christensen? Unless Eva Longoira is a gay man, I don’t believe that one.
who is hayden christensen? and I am serious…who the hell is that?
have you ever seen the new star wars trilogy?
James, he’s reason #45 out of the 237 reasons the new Star Wars prequels sucked ass. And, he’s more queer than eight guys sucking off nine guys.
OH…ok i know who he is now…I dont make it a point to remember the names of goofballs….however, eva seems to only sleep with goofballs…changes must be made
Am I the only one who is sick of this overrated whore? She’s good looking, but she appears to be just another bitch who thinks she’s way better looking than she is.
James, where did I say she was ugly? I said she had chicken legs and was skinny as fuck. I like my women with some meat on their bones. Fucking a skinny stick thin bone is not much fun. If you enjoy fucking skinny women more power to you but I’ll take a woman with a few extra pounds on her any day of the week. Real men like real women.
joe…you are right..I hate her legs too…I like thick legs and an ass….plus I like my woman over 5′2”….but you said you would bang anna but I have you seen you make fun of some pretty girls on here…..I would def take this chick over anna….if nothing else just to say i banged her…plus I could leave the lights on..with anna…just the fear of the thought of wheres she been creeping into my mind during sex keeps me from even thinking about banging her
He looks gay and I just can’t stand this negra mexicana.
The Spurs haven’t won in 3 years? They won the NBA title in 2005…Nice research.
LOL
James, do you ever read this site? hes being sarcastic about almost everything yet you take the Spurs comment to heart.
I agree with Sandman, getting REAL tired of this bitch.. But, dont get me wrong, I’d still fuck her, 4 sure.. Oh, and I didn’t know that that was lil’ Darth Vader either.. Seen the new Star Wars a bunch of times too..
Where is Hayden Christensen? Did he fall in?? She’s a skank.