EVA MENDES AND JOAQUIN PHIOENIX?

Despite constant denials that they’ve been dating for months now, Joaquin Phoenix and Eva Mendes were once again seen all over each other at a club in New York last week.  The Daily News says:

(they) couldn't keep their hands off each other at Unik's party for Wyclef Jean at Gin Lane Thursday night. The pair, whose reps have both denied coupledom in the past, were making out like crazy, our Gin Lane spy reports. "They were holding hands under the table and kissing all night long."

God, you know Hollywood is a mans world when someone who looks like a totem pole gets to punch obsession worthy kitty like Eva Mendes.  I do too, of course, but only because of my powerful kissing potion and my "ULTIMATE MIX: SUMMER '05" tape.  John Legend, Kelly Clarkson, Lyfe Jennings – they're all here baby.