Gwyneth Paltrow used her American Express Red Card yesterday to buy some shoes at the Prada store in London. The Red Card, if you don't know, is the AMEX that donates money to African charities, up to 1 percent for the first 10,000 dollars spent, 1.25 percent after that. How do I know she used her Red Card? Don't be frightened my friends, I'm not a powerful psychic using my talents for evil. I know Gwyneth used her Red Card because I studied her subtle body language as she left the store. It's easy to miss, but if you look very carefully you'll notice how she holds the bright red card face up at a 45 degree angle for about 300 yards as she walks through the streets of London. You and Gwyneth now probably agree that she's an amazing woman. Because someone else was giving money to charity. Gwyneth didn't give any money to charity, but AMEX will in about 9 months. For her part, Gwyneth will find it in her heart to wear a pair of thousand dollar handmade Italian leather pumps. Somewhere in Africa right now, a starving child is kicking up his heels in triumph, knowing that help is on the way. At the end of the fiscal quarter. He'll be dead by then, but Gwyneth Paltrow will look fabulous. And isn't that what charity is all about.
Actually, her body language is screaming “rob me!”
Only a reality-challenged halfwit would walk around London showing off her brightly coloured credit card, unless the charity she wants to support is “Crack for Modern-Day Artful Dodgers”.
HAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA
The angle of the face, the huge sunglasses, and the long blond hair immediately reminded me of the fake JT Leroy in public.
Having the recent misfortune to stand next to her psuedo- pop rock star husband in line recently, she needs to hit that card with some charges for deodorant and dental care for him. Wharf rats have better teeth and he’s neck and neck with K-Fed for the smelliest persion on the planet. One would think that when they are boning and trying to concieve some other little brat soon to be cursed with a mondo-bizzaro name like Kumquat or Jailyn, he’s on top by choice so his stench doesn’t waft it way up her nostrils.
this reminds of the waynes world movie…when wayne and garth get backstage VIP to a concert….
Come on, dont be so hard on her. Nothing says good hearted and generous like showing everyone that youve used your limitless credit card to help dying people far away. fuckin bitch
big deal…. instead of givin some of her money herself to the poor, she uses the card for it… and even shows it off! stupid…
who the hell carries their credit card around like that?!she is obviously just trying to get some attention!
she’s trying to get the card stolen in the hopes that the crook will spend tons of money and raise lots of charity. Duh! Can’t we just get rid of her already. I’ve never seen someone look worse in a see through top than she did at whatever show that was. I could see her boobs and yet was not turned on. Why does everyone think this woman is beautiful?
is it just me, or is she ugly?
she had a nice arse when she was younger, but I’ve never found her particularly attractive. She’s the sort of girl that your average/plain life-long friend would be happy with just so he doesn’t have to attend your wedding, your rehearsal dinner, etc. alone. But she’s not the sort of girl you would take home to meet mother: she would scare the dogs. I don’t even care for her as an actress either - other than the fat movie and the remake of dial M for murder, I can’t think of anything she has done.
oh, there was that other arty-farty one where everyone sat by a pool and got stoned on Ecxstasy.
are there any hi-res pics of the card so that we can see her card number? you know, so we can all help out the people in africa.
Can someone try and make out the numbers? Daddy needs a new pair of shoes himself.
WTF happened to her? She was cute years ago. Now she looks like a rich bag lady.
I’m actually just surprised she’d lower herself to using a credit card with the work “American” on it.
ScytheNoire: actually if I had to guess, I’d say it’s both of you. :D
That aside, this site rocks. Always did hate Gwyneth…this is just extra reason why. Twisted Hollywood bitch.
tracy—it wasn’t B.O. you smelled coming off of Chris Martin. It was smugness. She’s obviously wanting the paparazzi to see the card so that it’ll be the new “it” card to have; like when celebrities are hoping to get the black card. unfortunately she’s saying “don’t give directly. don’t give your time to a charity. shop for yourself and let the goodness trickle down”. this is the same smug man-leg-having cow that named her baby moses.
This is fucking tacky. Someone should of robbed her or better yet, take the numbers off the card from the picture and go nuts shopping.
That bitch needs some SUN!!!!!!!