09.14.2006 LEONARDO DICAPRIO IS DOING IT WRONG

I’m not here to second guess the greatest actor of this generation, but I’m almost positive the wire on a headset doesn’t need to be wound around your ear like that so the microphone is resting on your lips.  I think the manufacturer factored in that the mic wasn't gonna be on your tongue.  Whoever he’s calling is gonna have post traumatic stress disorder just from answering the phone.  Leo might as well just call people then put the receiver up to the horn on a cruise ship or replace their alarm clock with a tornado siren.  I mean, I’ve worn mic’s like that too, but not since working at the detective agency I formed when I was 10.  I don’t really like to talk about it.  Sure, we did more good work than bad, but it’s the cases I didn’t solve that still haunt me.   I know Bugs Meaney rigged that ping pong ball raffle … but how?


(21) Comments

  1. mgbrit 09/14/2006 07:04

    You would think that someone with his wealth could invest in bluetooth technology.

  2. Jack05 09/14/2006 07:26

    Encyclopedia Brown? Well played.

  3. James01 09/14/2006 07:37

    you would also think someone of his wealth would buy a razor, hair cut, and drive something other than a prius….environment my ass…just another smug celeb trying to tell us what we are doing wrong and they are doing right…..

  4. slyde 09/14/2006 07:38

    Thanks for making me spit out my morning coffee already, Tyler. Damn, that was fucking funny……

  5. Maureen 09/14/2006 08:06

    He looks like the homeless guy who lives down the street. Except with a headset. lol

  6. JC 09/14/2006 08:33

    Green is SO not his color. I suggest…
    Oh, wait, sorry. Wrong blog.

  7. johnnyp 09/14/2006 08:40

    My guess, Bugs put the ping-pong ball in the freezer overnight, then kept it in a thermos until right before the raffle balls were put into the raffler, thus, when his buddy chose the ping-pong ball, he searched until he found the cold ball. i hate when my balls are cold.

  8. T-bird 09/14/2006 09:29

    look mere mortals, don’t get mad because you drive a $500 a month uninsured escalade that never has more than a quarter tank of gas in it. all this so you can tag some low grade office admin. leo is back banging Gisele. YES, she took back Mr. Prius. gisele mounts leo in THAT green shirt, with THAT bedhead, wearing those jam band slippers in the back seat of his enviro friendly car. jealous much? he gets to fuck models and keep his convictions while you average bears sell out for some old caved in sorority poon. go leo!

  9. Willie Beamin 09/14/2006 09:41

    It is good to be Leo

  10. Jake03 09/14/2006 09:49

    Screw you, johnnyp, for getting here first and denying me the only opportunity that has ever presented itself in my entire life to put Encyclopedia Brown trivia to use. You magnificent bastard.

  11. MaddCoww 09/14/2006 12:17

    I was just talkin to my gf about Encyclopedia Brown, and the Case of The Gold Bricks.

    I cant believe I can remember that shit, im so fuckin high

  12. Ryan 09/14/2006 13:00

    Leo can really pull off that “College Rapist Fuckwad” look.

  13. Buck 09/14/2006 13:15

    “I know Bugs Meaney rigged that ping pong ball raffle

  14. johnnyp 09/14/2006 13:17

    Encyclopedia Brown gets more model poon than Leo.

  15. EsseQuamVideri 09/14/2006 13:49

    mgbrit >> tru dat!!! I am not an A list, multi millionair, movie star (I am sure Leo makes more per scene than I do per year) but I can afford Bluetooth technology and not look like a dork in the process.

  16. jb 09/14/2006 15:01

    What the hell kinda look is that?Polo shirt with those dorky ass shorts and sandals.Seems to be some kinda laid back look
    that screams for one to get thier ass kicked.I’d never wear gear like that!Hell Fuckin’ No!

  17. Phreaky-Zee 09/14/2006 16:44

    Ryan is bang-on with the College Rapist comment. Besides, I’ve nicer beards on 13 year old European chicks.

  18. mgbrit 09/14/2006 18:39

    EsseQuam >> As long as you don’t walk around with bluetooth “blue ear” syndrome, or more commonly known as Star Trek Ear, you’re alright by me. There’s an idiot who lives by me and takes his dog out for a walk every morning. He always has this flashing blue thing attached to his head and I swear he doesn’t even carry a cell phone.
    Still he also wears white shoes after Labour Day and leaves his Xmas lights on the house until after St. Paddy’s Day, so he’s hardly the mark of a very cool chap (like myself, naturally).

  19. Brent 09/14/2006 19:41

    Ha ha ha! Funny shit! The only guys I’ve ever seen doing this are the Arabs that come here (London) in August. So, yeah, not too cool.

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