LINDSAY LOHAN IS CLEAN SHAVEN

At first, it would seem the odds of this picture of Lindsay Lohan yesterday in Venice being a fake are somewhere around 140 percent, but then you remember that this is Lindsay Lohan.  And then you wonder why this hasn’t happened before.   You know how in movies when something big happens, there's a spinning newspaper and then a headline in a really huge font.  They probably save that for "World at War" or "Superman Dies", not "Lohan doesn't wear panties".  Because that's pretty much the worlds least surprising story. 

UNSEXY UPDATE – I had to take these down because Lohans attorneys are claiming they violate her right to privacy.  Those claims are getting a little tedious.   This is the fourth time in three months Lohan has pulled something like this, if she is so concerned abut her precious privacy, she would put some god damn clothes on.