PETRA NEMCOVA IS SKINNY

Petra Nemcova says it's a constant struggle for her to keep her size zero figure and has confessed to going on dangerous diets and even taking laxatives to keep it.  Petra says:

"I went through so many diets in my life. I've been very, very skinny. I've been a size zero but I'm naturally more curvy.  I ate just vegetables, carrots, tomatoes. I went from a just-protein diet to just eating apples to eating no carbs. I took laxatives. I went through all of it just to be able to model."

Not sure why she's so worried about her figure.  Petra Nemcova could be a 40 foot robot from the neck down and it would be news to me.  Because from the neck up she looks like a damn pumpkin.  She could stumble into my kitchen with a knife in her head and it wouldn't even dawn on me to help her.  I would just go get a candle.  It's pretty confusing.  Seriously, am I in Crazy World, is this Crazy World, where obviously fug train wrecks like Petra Nemcova are celebrated as gorgeous models. Honest to god, my foot is sexier than this chick.