09.01.2006 THE MTV MUSIC AWARDS SUCKED

Thank god for Cassie and Rihanna last night, because they looked insanely hot and they were the only ones.  Except even here some idiot had to lean in and ruin all the Cassie pictures.  I tried to edit him out but was only marginally successful.  Aren't you supposed to be cool on the red carpet, act like you don't care.  People on fire play it cooler than this dude.  And I swear there were 50 pictures and this guy did the same ‘point at the camera’ move in every one.  You could have hooks for hands and mix it up more than he did.


(6) Comments

  1. paul 09/01/2006 11:01

    Okay I think these 2 are hotter the Jessica Simpson, because Jessica has been looking quite fugly for sometime now.

  2. Sean01 09/01/2006 11:30

    I’m glad someone tweezed Cassie’s eyebrows for the occasion. Oh wait. This douche looks like the lovechild of Puffy Diddy Daddy (or whatever he calls himself) and Fonzworth Bentley. “Hold up a finger for how many years it takes for Cassie to drop your ass!” One? Sweet.

  3. James01 09/01/2006 14:10

    i dont know who either of these chicks are…but i am their biggest fan

  4. meleyna 09/02/2006 01:26

    So is it possible for Rihanna’s forehead to get any bigger?

  5. Miko 09/02/2006 15:54

    AHAHAHAH, in the third picture; behind the “hey! I can point my finger at you!” guy is the kid from every shitty Walt Disney movie ever made. He’s in Cat in the Hat; and his new movie is the guarenteed to make less than 1 million dollars Tim (my career is failing, I used to be a real comedian, WTF happened) Allen vehicle; ZOOM.
    Where the hell are his parents, the little bitch must be 7 years old. Isn’t his mom going to be surprised when he gets to close to Paris Hilton and her crabs latch onto him. Explain that one to Disney . . .bitch.

  6. Kyle02 09/03/2006 10:42

    LMAO Miko

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