At some point you chicks are gonna realize that the gay stylist is not your friend. They're basically your competition for hot guys, and those catty bitches will do whatever it takes to sabotage you. Even if they have to go undercover and slowly but surely make you look like absolute hell. I guess you could give points to Aguilera for trying really hard, but that's really the kind of thing you say about Special Olympians as they drown. Jessica Simpson couldn't make it last night, so the part of "Jessica Simpson" was played by Trish Stratus.