At some point you chicks are gonna realize that the gay stylist is not your friend. They're basically your competition for hot guys, and those catty bitches will do whatever it takes to sabotage you. Even if they have to go undercover and slowly but surely make you look like absolute hell. I guess you could give points to Aguilera for trying really hard, but that's really the kind of thing you say about Special Olympians as they drown. Jessica Simpson couldn't make it last night, so the part of "Jessica Simpson" was played by Trish Stratus.
Honestly, i dont even watch the lame ass mtv video music or movie awards anymore. When they first started them, they fucking rocked. They would air them live and you could see all the fucked-up shit the celebrities would pull. Now they tape it an edit all the good shit out. Plus they tell the people ahead of time who is going to win so theyll show up, which is also lame. And as bad as the music awards are, the movie awards have gotten 10 times worse. The only people who show up are there to promote some new suck-ass movie that they’re in that comes out soon. Huge wastes of time to watch that crap lately. http://WWW.SLYDESBLOG.COM
Hey Jess, let’s lay off the squats, the legs are starting to look a little manly. K, thanks.
Call me crazy but I’m more attracted now to Ashleee Simpson than her sister Jessica. Jessica really fucked up her look by going with the ‘Angelina Jolie” lips.
…but that’s really the kind of thing you say about Special Olympians as they drown.
Stuff like this is what has kept me coming back to this site.
Jessica Simpson couldn’t make it last night, so the part of “Jessica Simpson” was played by Trish Stratus.
lolz
Why do I get the impression that Jessica Simpson has a mustache? Oh and Jess, my roommate has those sandals… and he’s gay.
lol, Trish Stratus!
Jess needs a new movie bad, if only to get her toned up, she’s starting to look loose in the arms and legs.
She looks orange.
she looks like a duck in that banner photo
I didnt get that Trish Status thing until I looked at the pics and realized Jessica has calves like Jerome Bettis.
I think she looks good with a little weight on her.Is that her real hair? and is she only wearing one earring? definately needs to lay off the mystic tan though.oompa loompa anyone???
Christina has her own style and that girl can sing even if she is a reputed bitch.
nick lachey is counting his lucky stars right now.
so when I bang her…will i turn orange too
blah blah blah Jessica Simpson…what I want to know is why no one has pointed out the irony of Nicole Richie giving Pink an award for her Stupid Girls video…you can’t plan that stuff! Well okay you can. But shut up.
I’m not a homophobe, but they fucking disgust me with all their cool clothes and cool hair and random guilt free sex all the time, Pricks.
personally, I think she looks pretty good here, except for way too much bronzer
Well, what I want to know is why no one has pointed out that Jessica’s father has his hand near his crotch while he’s looking at her? Is it me or is it a little too creepy?
Christina looks HOT, but the reason Jessica doesn’t look good is because JESSICA SIMPSON IS NOT GOODLOOKING. Don’t blame her damn stylist–the man’s TRYING.