THE MTV MUSIC AWARDS SUCKED

By brendon September 01, 2006 @ 8:07 AM

What the hell is going on this year?  I can't remember the last time ALL the award shows were this damn boring.  No whores dressing trampy, no dudes gettin drunk and fuckin everything up.  Just this nonsense.  Justin Timberlake is a big fashion icon.  So too was my archeology professor apparently, because they dress exactly alike.  I'm assuming Justins pipe and bifocals are in his pocket somewhere.   He thinks he's Indiana Jones.  T.I got confused and went dressed as a baby bottle.   When did John Legend die?  And are these the first pictures of him as an angel?  The Rock really needs to shave his head again because he looks like a damn drag queen before getting dressed up.



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(7) Comments

  1. Edgar 09/01/2006 10:08

    What the fuck is up with this new so called “rock bands” like AFI, Panic at the Disco, and Fall Out Boy? There all a bunch of gay emmo kids with the same hairdoo and gay lead singer. How can that crap be called rock’n'roll? They wear these silly outfits and give the most ridiculous performance. The Raconteurs must have been asking themselves “what the fuck is this?” when watching Panic at the Disco perform. And can the lead singer from AFI be any gayer? God, there is really no hope for our children, if this gay shit is the future of rock’n'roll then just fucking shoot me now.

    MTv by far has been the worst thing to happen for music. They have killed fucking rock’n'roll.

  2. William01 09/01/2006 10:26

    At least Fuse airs some good rock and…

    Oh wait, nope. Oh well, I have to go to school with these kids…

  3. paul 09/01/2006 10:46

    And what kind of name is “Panic at the Disco” anyway? Someone needs to introduce “SuperHead” to all these gay ass bands, not that there is anything wrong with that. And dude who writes for this website is to damn creative to keep writing for a gossip site on the internet. For Chirst shakes try to get a sitcom come started and get some of that Seinfeld money.

  4. paul 09/01/2006 10:54

    And another thing. When the hell did “The Rock’s” hairline start at the top of his head? He is trying to go all Michael Bolton on us by growing a frow on top of his head while trying to distract us from the hairless front of his head.

  5. Sean01 09/01/2006 11:32

    Guys, leave Justin alone. His kemotherapy is going great.

  6. Jessica01 09/01/2006 22:19

    I don’t understand what compelled Justin to dress like Pee-Wee Herman… all he is missing is the red bowtie and white tennis shoes.

  7. FilthyGorgeous 09/01/2006 22:38

    id do justin timberlake anytime anywhere.
    Ti = hottest black man ever born.

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