Hollywood held its first few Halloween parties over the weekend, and all the usual attention whores found their way in front of the cameras. Lindsay Lohan was inspired by … umm, camel toe jokes, Haylie Duff went dressed as someone who just told a lie, and she and her sister found time to take pictures with … some dude. Probably a real UPS man, but they don't know what that is, so they dragged him onto the red carpet. Paris Hilton - gee here's a fuckin surprise - went dressed as a whore. Someone asked her what Halloween party she was going to and she said, "what's Halloween?" (zing!)
seriously, paris hilton may or may not be wearing a costume
we’ll never know
Seriously, who cares about ugly old Lohan. You need to post more Hilary pictures. Dayyum!
Seriously, what’s wrong with Duff’s nose?
why in the name of zeus’ butthole is there a picture of Haylie Duff’s nose here? W T F?! I hate, hate, hate her. I didn’t think it was possible to be more worthless than Paris Hilton until Haylie Duff came along. And WTF is going on with the 80’s Poison girl workin on her fitness garb? F’ off. And wtFFFF is with Lohan’s peace sign in every pic recently? Has she spent too much time with K Fed?! Did she fuck him too? FUCK!
seriously if I have to be subjected to one more “profile” shot of Haylie Duff and her nose, I’m bombing something. She could use that thing to swordfish other swordfish god damn I hate her.
All that fucking money and THOSE were the best fucking costumes they could come up with?
all these people are a waste of perfectly good semen.
I think haylie duff is cute as hell. I’d hit that hard. Her nose is long but she makes up for it in cuteness.
Why are these people paid to be celebs? I do not get it.
“she makes up for it in cuteness” ?! She looks like Alec Baldwin in Beetlejuice! The part when he is supposed to be scary and pulls his nose out.
Can 5 more people lead their post with Seriously? I mean, seriously.
Seriously, I think LiLo’s camel toe is even scarier because we know ‘what lies beneath’ *shudder*
Seriously, I have never once thought of using “Zeus’s butthole” in a sentence. I am so inspired.
seriously, paris always tries to find a way to hide that eye (hat low and off center) but we arent fooled paris, you cockeyed slut
Well. That’s 3. C’mon people.
Julz: Not since watching The Rock 10 years ago? That’s a long time to sit on that gem. But people still remember…
Seriously, I think Paris is trying to “rub” it in our faces that she is above the law… and below it and behind it and bent over in front of it and so on.
seriously….someone who just told a lie…..that’s funny
seriously, i never noticed that nose was so huge.. it doesn’t matter to me one way or another, but i spent (seriously) about 5 minutes analyzing the photos to see if it was prosthetic..
Who wants to bet that Paris used her handcuffs for something besides being a cop? I’ll bet she likes to role play in the bedroom. Maybe I’m pointing out the obvious?….