10.31.2006 HOLLYWOOD IS FILLED WITH LAME IDIOTS

Somehow Bill Maher (who, luckily for him, is the only one who watches South Park.  Oh, wait, no, he's not) isn't the biggest tool in these pictures.  Chris Klein is just embarrassing.  Is he even in a costume or does he work at Shakeys now, handing out flyers.  He could have dressed as a ladybug or a giant penis and looked cooler than this.     

So what’s my costume for tonight?  You might say I'm already in it, disguised as sexy internet celebrity, when in realty I'm a sexy secret agent who circles the globe fighting sexy terrorist threats to the United States. To keep America safe. And sexy!

(33) Comments

  1. Hater 10/31/2006 09:29

    Ahh I have so many exams tomorrow! I cant hand out candy

  2. Ed 10/31/2006 09:48

    Bill Maher is such a douche. It’s nothing to do with the costume, he’s just a douche.

  3. Dr_Faulk 10/31/2006 09:48

    Ha ha ha ha ha!!! I can’t wait for more Hollywood Halloween pics. These people are amazing.

  4. David 10/31/2006 09:50

    Does he work at Shakeys now? Classic. Yes, yes, I do think he works at Shakeys. The funniest part is that he doesn’t appear to understand what a giant retard he looks like. Classic Klein.

  5. T-bird 10/31/2006 09:52

    i have a serious question. what does it mean to call someone a “tool”? i noticed that guys tend to use this phrase for other guys which seems weird because i thought guys loved tools. men have tool showers before they get married. are tools really not so great after all?

  6. Willie Beamin 10/31/2006 10:21

    This is from the urban dictionary
    tool:

    One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.

    That tool dosen’t even know she’s just using him.

  7. Julz 10/31/2006 10:38

    So, Katie Holmes is technically a tool, also. And I totally agree, Ed. Bill Maher is a douche. A used one.

  8. bryce 10/31/2006 10:51

    T-bird has tool showers! Ha! Ha!

  9. Reaper 10/31/2006 10:56

    Bill Maher needs to be the one who dies. That’s fucked up.

  10. Stephanie 10/31/2006 11:02

    I had to post as tool is an insult near and dear to my heart. It is someone who is being used, but not necessarily some stupid. We use tool mostly to describe people whose motivation is to look better than everyone else, generally in a military sense. Um…yea, and Hollywood is pretty much full of people who screw others to make themselves look good so I guess you could say they are tools.

  11. DGD 10/31/2006 11:09

    This isn’t that bad…I know a guy who dressed up in a Yankees jersey and a pilot hat.

  12. luke 10/31/2006 11:17

    I think Bill Maher’s costume is hilarious.

  13. paul 10/31/2006 11:47

    Luke, the point is he got the idea of the costume from last week’s South Park episode, so therefore that makes him look like an idiot.

    So what kind of whore’s are all of you ladies dressing up as? Little red riding hood as a whore

    A whorey witch

    A nurse that’s a whore

    A ballerina that like’s to be a whore

    The devil is a little whore

    Maybe you can be Steve Erwin as a hot little whore.

    Anyway’s to all a good whorin and to all a goodnight

  14. Tony 10/31/2006 11:47

    Bill Maher is the most over rated, unfunny person on TV. There is noone on earth who finds his jokes nearly as amusing as he does. The costume doesn’t offend me, his lack of originality does.

  15. Greg03 10/31/2006 11:58

    Bill Maher has to do things like this to stay in the spotlight. Without doing these things, people would forget about his sorry ass!

  16. Julz 10/31/2006 12:22

    And that’s not Chris Klien’s costume - it’s his uniform for work. He’s that dude that stands in the street and dances in front of Shakey’s.

  17. Matt01 10/31/2006 12:33

    …yes Julz, that was the joke from the post.

  18. Sam 10/31/2006 12:44

    The wig that Maher is wearing makes him look about a hundred years old. Word to the wise, Bill, don’t go out in public unless you’ve had the usual load of make-up troweled onto that sphincter you call a face. I hope Irwin’s widow and kids manage to lure Maher to Australia and kick that wasted prick into a pond filled with crocodiles.

  19. Anthony 10/31/2006 12:48

    What in the Wild World of Sports is a Bill Maher? Is that his real hair and why has he got an anteater’s snout stuck to his chest? Very poor. Wednesday Addam’s wore the best costume, ” I’m a psychopath, they look like everbody else”.

  20. Robert 10/31/2006 13:00

    As I much as I like Maher, I think this simply proves that no one in Hollywood has an shred of originality in them. Looking at the previous pictures from the Hollyho’ squad and these, it’s obvious that all the originality comes from their herd of helpers.

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