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JENNIFER ANISTON IS A FUG GENIUS

October 20, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

“Oh hey look there’s Jennifer Aniston driving out of the…”  (Aniston places the clear water bottle over her face) “ … OH MY GOD SHES GONE!  SHE DISAPPEARED!  WHERE DID SHE GO!?!  DID SHE FALL OUT OF THE CAR!?!  AND NOW THE CAR IS DRIVING ITSELF!  IT’S A GHOST CAR!”Is this really Aniston’s plan to hide?  Holding up a bottle of water?  She might as hide behind a "Friends" DVD or hold up a magazine with Jennifer Aniston on the cover.  I'd hide my face too if I looked like that but she needs to do better than this.  She might as well duck behind a window or crouch and hide behind a shoe.  Fantastic job Jen.  You're a master of disguise.  You should work for the CIA or something.  With your cunning, and enough water bottles, you could infiltrate the Taliban and save the world.   



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