10.23.2006 KIRSTEN DUNST IS BOX OFFICE GOLD

For the 900th time in a row, the weekend box office numbers confirm that everyone everyone everyone hates Kirsten Dunst.  Her movie "Marie Antoinette" opened at number 8, making just $1.9 million on Friday and $2 million on Saturday.  It only opened on 859 screens, but still brought in what LA Weekly calls a "disappointing $6,170 per screen average".  It cost roughly 40 million to make, meaning it will need to gross at least 80 million to clear a profit (the theater gets 50 cents of every dollar in revenue).  "The Prestige" opened at number one, bringing in 14.5 million, "The Departed" was number 2 making 13.6 for a total of 77.1 million, and "Flags of our Fathers" opened at a disappointing number 3 with 10 million.  The "Texas Chainsaw" prequel added 1.4 million to its 35 million dollar total, which is the smoothest transition I could think of to get away from Kirsten's fug ass and put up a clip of "Texas Chainsaw" star Diora Baird, whose giant breasts helped land her a leading role in the movie and in my heart.  But is a kick ass rack enough to earn roles on television and in movies?  According to me and whatever sexual predator designed the outfit she has on here, the answer is clearly yes.

 



(35) Comments

  1. bryce 10/23/2006 14:33

    Diora Baird has massive, lovely funbags. Dunst is a snaggletooth fug. That is all.

  2. Scottie 10/23/2006 14:46

    Don’t put up pics like that. I almost threw up…

  3. Gavrilo 10/23/2006 14:50

    Between the Baird clip and the Scarlett picture, my dick thinks I’m mad at it. If you put up some Keely Hazell shots you better recommend a good microsurgeon because I may accidentally rip the thing right off.

  4. James01 10/23/2006 14:52

    ooooga boooga

  5. CR 10/23/2006 14:58

    Hahahaha Gavrilo. Good times. She even made me tingly. I also concur that Dunst pics should not be posted. We get the freaking point already. Too bad I accidentally looked at Doira’s face. Ew. Next time I’ll keep focused on the chest region.

  6. Gina 10/23/2006 14:58

    MY EYES! MY EYES! Kiki’s teeth just gouged out my eyes!

  7. James01 10/23/2006 15:07

    did they suck out all the stuffing from doira ass and put it in her chest?

  8. Robert 10/23/2006 15:14

    Dammit Brandon!! Don’t EVER put that picture of Kirsten up again. Sweet Jumpin’ Jesus! I thought my eyes were gonna jump out and make a run for it. For my contribution (and to make up for that damn shitty banner): http://www.triplewitchingfriday.com/index.php?/x/diora_baird_nude_playboy_nsfw/ (as you can see from the link, NSFW)

  9. tripod 10/23/2006 15:29

    Kirsten Dunst - box office foolsgold.

  10. Calitri 10/23/2006 15:30

    Instead of the normal halloween decorations, this year I think I’ll decorated the house with poster sized pictures of Kirsten Dunst. That should keep the kids away so I can drink in peace.

  11. J.D. 10/23/2006 15:32

    why isn’t the guy in the video ripping off Diora’s bra? I would rip her clothing off tazmanian devil style if she wore that for me. She would have welts, many welts.

  12. Yarg01 10/23/2006 15:46

    Is this a photograph from Interview with the Vampire part 2?

  13. Monkeypants 10/23/2006 15:56

    Thx for the leenks, Robert! Damn…I know they were NSFW, but I couldn’t help myself…feeling ill…must go home…

  14. Brett 10/23/2006 16:10

    My god!… Those link photos are amazing. Perfect large breasts.

  15. Cindy 10/23/2006 16:42

    Dunst–fix yer friggin grill NOW!

  16. reggid 10/23/2006 16:44

    Snaggle-toothed vampire chicks with sunken chests are HOT.

    Seriously, sunlight and having a reflection are SOOOOOOO over-rated.

  17. Blumpkin 10/23/2006 16:45

    Jesus dude, I almost had it watching that sweater meat till I heard big pussy’s mushmouth guido-speak. Oh well, *uses left hand to scroll down a few posts*, thank you…

  18. CR 10/23/2006 17:05

    lovely

  19. Ass Tagger 10/23/2006 18:51

    Okay, c’mon. That HAS to be a photoshopped pic of Dunst. There’s no f**king way that a Hollywood “actress” (using the term extremely loosely) would keep fangs like that if they were real. As for the box office failure… what did you nimrods expect when you cast this no-talent freak? I can only assume that they WANTED to fail because even if Kate Beckinsale and Keira Knightley had a lesbian love scene, I’d still be hemmin’ and hawin’ about spending nine bucks to see ANYTHING about Maria Antoinette. Then you throw f**king Kirsten Sabertooth Dunst in it? A funeral would have been much cheaper, guys.

  20. Theresa 10/23/2006 19:06

    Yeah, it’s clearly photoshopped. You can see the natural line on her upper lip. Plus the angle of the apparent “dip down” is way too severe to be real. Try it for yourself - it’s impossible to get lips to do that in real life. And believe me, I have bendy lips.

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