MADDOX JOLIE IS SPOILED

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are trying to arrange private soccer lessons for their adopted five-year-old son Maddox with David Beckham.   Maddox is said to have “shown promise“ after attending the David Beckham Soccer Academy in L.A.   The Sun UK says:

Now Brad, 42, wants the ex-England captain, 31, to give his adopted son extra training.  A source said:  “Brad has asked if there is any chance of David giving a one-on-one tutorial.”  It is another master step by Becks and wife Victoria, 32, as they make more inroads into the Hollywood society.  They are pals with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes and are rumoured to want to move to LA when David retires.

Is it really a good idea for the kid to have so many awesome experiences while he’s five.  Is there anywhere to go from here but down.  By the time he’s 16 he’s going be lighting hitchhikers on fire just to see if he can still feel.  Ironically, this is the kind of dude who ends up in fight clubs.  Good thinkin Brad.