NAOMI CAMPBELL IS IN JAIL. AGAIN.

Naomi Campbell was arrested yesterday for assault after a woman claimed Campbell attacked her.  The woman who filed the complaint was Campbell's drug counselor and she says Campbell "scratched all over her face".  Campbell's spokesman said there had been a misunderstanding.  Lke maybe over if the counselor wanted to be scatched in the face.  The spokesman said:

"We are sure it will all be sorted out when the police investigate."

Campbell seems to have misunderstandings a lot.  In July, her assistant filed suit after Campbell spit in her face, assaulted her with a BlackBerry and threw her passport into a pool.  One month before that, Campbell was arrested after her maid filed charges that Campbell hit her in the head with a cell phone on Jan. 17.   She hit another maid in the head with a cell phone last March because Naomi couldn't find a pair of jeans.  In 2000, Campbell was found guilty of grabbing her assistant by the throat and hitting her on the head with a telephone.  The next time the cops come to arrest Naomi and the housekeeper is unconscious on the kitchen floor, Naomi should just get a blanket and a Winnie the Pooh and maybe one of those long sleeping caps and make it look like the maid is just really sleepy.  And then Naomi could go, "shhhhh" to the cops.  And the cops would be all like, "awwww."  That's what I do with the models in the hotub if the roofies haven't worn off.  Works every time!

AWESOME NEW UPDATE – The Daily Mail says Naomi was held in a cell for 12 hours before being questioned.