Although happily married to Keith Urban since June, Nicole Kidman's new film focuses on infidelity, so she was of course asked her thoughts on the matter by People.com while promoting the movie. She gave the wrong answer.
"I don't think that sexual faithfulness is the most important one. It is the easiest type to define, but mental unfaithfulness is far more subtle and dangerous. How far can you go in this type without being 'really' unfaithful? It's a difficult issue for which I don't have answers, only questions."
Fantastic. So, if we're married, some random dude may be coring you out every other night, but your heart still belongs to me. Awesome. My penis and I were talking about this, and let me assure you, sexual fidelity IS the important one. "Hey honey, you almost done blowin that guy, the kids are in the car, we're gonna be late for soccer practice." Yeah, that sounds great. But hey, your mind is all mine. I'm the big winner!
(the pictures of Urban are because Kidman was asked if she could ever fall in love with someone who was ugly, I have to assume while the reporter was snickering. Kidman said, "Why not? Of course I could fall in love with an ugly man … even a very ugly man." I would say something about Urban here but one of the veins on his giant forehead might start to throb and then a chandelier would mysteriously fall on top of me.)
First Yayyy!!!
After waiting so long to finally say that (especially on wwtdd.com where 99% of y’all refresh all day), I would just like to say that Nicole is a slut and Urban, ugly though he may be deserves a faithful woman. I love men, and I’m so sick of all the loser women who turn the nice ones into assholes b/c of their stretched out pussies and inflated egos.
It’s funny that Urban’s face is so hairy but there isn’t any hair on his chest. Not a one. PONCE! Also, isn’t Nicole’s “I was thinking of you the whole time” defense one that has been used and rejected for the last 3000 years? Poor effort on her part. She could have at least used DMX’s ‘the bitch raped me’ defence. At least it uses some originality…
Now I’m sure that the reason Kidman ruined Kubrick’s Eyes Wide Shut was because she started humping all the extras between takes. Kubrick’s creative genius suffered as a result of temporary blindness induced by exposure to her naked, pasty-white stick body.
I don’t think she meant that sexual infidelity is fine, but just that mental infidelity is worse in some ways because the definition of it is so fuzzy, and the outcome can be worse… it sucks if your spouse cheats, but it CAN be worked through… it’s a lot more complicated if s/he loves someone else.
She HAS to say this to herself, or else how can she rationalize Tom fucking the pool boy all of those years?
Fucking hilarious, made my day. That was some funny shit. Pure gold.
I don’t know if I can accept this crap or not. My ex was an infidel in damn near every sense of the word (but she did give great head - lots of practice, I assume). She always said stuff like “but I was thinking of you the whole time this younger guy was drilling me” and “it was only physical, there was no feelings or anything”. Cheating is cheating, period. Ok, now I’ll get off my soapbox and go back to looking for porn on the internet, but YOU are the one I’ll be thinking of the whole time.
Keith is creepy. And about three hormone shots from being a woman.
I agree with the posters who said they didn’t think that Nicole is condoning sexual infidelity, and I agree with her premise that “mental unfaithfulness is far more subtle and dangerous.” Sexual infidelity can’t exactly creep up on you. But you can suddenly find yourself thinking about your coworker all the time. When does that become emotional cheating?
Stone her to death already.
I agree. Emotional affairs can be just as harmful (if not more so)than sexual affairs. Sex can just be sex. I too don’t condone infidelity but I see what she is saying. Tom probably convinced her it was ok because you know he wasn’t giving her any.
What are those awards for? Stupidest keychain? Most pear-shaped head? Why do they look like they’re designed to fit up someone’s arse? Why does he look like he’s squeezing one out in pic 4?
Don’t give a shit who Urban is, first of all. Second, the only time she’s look even reasonably sexy is “Moulin Rouge”. Third, I look at her and I keep hearing the theme song to “Caspar, the Friendly Ghost”.
has anyone seen these two farts together? I mean, they look basically like the same person. Maybe keith is a clone of nicole, with some tanning lotion to make himself look brown. Or maybe nicole lived in a cave for 24 years and was never exposed to the sun.
i dont know james…some people, like lohan, can go out in the sun 360 days of the year and still manage to remain pasty white…freaks i tell you
if you throw nicole and lohan into the sun, the sun will implode
Wait, did James just have an online conversation with himself while referring to himself in the third person? Or is this some crazy messed up world where James’s roam the internet chatrooms conversing with each other
That guy is a COUNTRY singer?!? He looks like that douchebag Vince Neil from Motley Crue. And what’s all this whining crap about ‘unfaithfulness’? People don’t own each other. ‘Your’ spouse is not your property. Hell, I fucked a married woman, and have never felt the slightest bit guilty for it. I’m pretty sure she has just as much vagina left as she did before. She can still fuck her husband when she wants and it’s not going to make a difference.
i think anytime keith and nicole have sex, he should first rub his dick up against some public doorknobs, dip it in the ranch bin at the local buffet, then roll it around in their neighbors sandbox because obviously she doesn’t care where his dick has been.