PARIS HILTON GOT HER ASS KICKED

Breathless early morning reports are claiming that Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler both filed police reports just a few hours ago stating that they were attacked.  Paris claims Shanna punched her in the face(!), Shanna says Stavros Niarchos – Paris' ex boyfriend – poured a drink over her head and pushed her down a flight of stairs.  Paris, or course, has recently been “dating” Shannas ex-husband Travis Barker.  TMZ says:

Elliot Mintz, Paris' publicist, tells TMZ that his client was at Hyde nightclub Wednesday night and at approximately 1:10 a.m. she says she was approached by Shanna, who allegedly began screaming obscenities at her. Hilton says at that point Moakler struck her in the jaw with a closed fist as she continued to shout profanities. Mintz says Moakler was restrained and several people helped Paris exit Hyde. Mintz says Hilton never touched Moakler.Moakler also went to the station to file a report against Paris' companion that evening, Stavros Niarchos, alleging that he poured a drink over her head. A source tells TMZ that Moakler alleges that Niarchos shoved her down some stairs.  We're told police took photos of both women at the station, though it's unclear if either showed visible signs of injury.

So, is violence really the answer, does punching Paris Hilton in the face make someone a hero?  Yes.  Yes it really does.  The greatest hero of all time, some would say.

More of those Shanna pictures from Stuff Magazine here.