Breathless early morning reports are claiming that Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler both filed police reports just a few hours ago stating that they were attacked. Paris claims Shanna punched her in the face(!), Shanna says Stavros Niarchos - Paris' ex boyfriend - poured a drink over her head and pushed her down a flight of stairs. Paris, or course, has recently been “dating” Shannas ex-husband Travis Barker. TMZ says:
Elliot Mintz, Paris' publicist, tells TMZ that his client was at Hyde nightclub Wednesday night and at approximately 1:10 a.m. she says she was approached by Shanna, who allegedly began screaming obscenities at her. Hilton says at that point Moakler struck her in the jaw with a closed fist as she continued to shout profanities. Mintz says Moakler was restrained and several people helped Paris exit Hyde. Mintz says Hilton never touched Moakler.
Moakler also went to the station to file a report against Paris' companion that evening, Stavros Niarchos, alleging that he poured a drink over her head. A source tells TMZ that Moakler alleges that Niarchos shoved her down some stairs. We're told police took photos of both women at the station, though it's unclear if either showed visible signs of injury.
So, is violence really the answer, does punching Paris Hilton in the face make someone a hero? Yes. Yes it really does. The greatest hero of all time, some would say.
More of those Shanna pictures from Stuff Magazine here.
travis is a douchebag….he left his wife and her kid to be with a lowlife like Paris….just look at the pic above…he might be one of the dumbest ppl in the world!
she has to get an award or something puching Paris, man that is definetly a “bitch slap”
Shanna Moakler, you’re my hero.
Thank you, Oscar de la Hoya.
I hope her face is all swollen and there are pictures posted everywhere
God I hope Shanna got at least one good hit in. This is the best story I’ve read all year. I think Shanna stole my house cleaning outfit, though. Bitch.
I’ve seen Paris’ face. Are we going to be able to tell the difference?
Maybe she’ll have matching droopy eyelids now. At least there will be some symmetry.
I don’t know who Shanna Moakler is but I hate her now for not scratching PH’s eyes out and giving her a wedgie (because we all know that would snap her in half). I hate you Shanna Moakler.
I couldn’t agree more with Bill’s post.
Way to go. Shanna is smoking fucking hot and she can fight. Travis should also get his head bashed in. I’m sure we’ll be reading about his nonpaying child support court cases soon. Maybe him abd Bobby can team up and sell crack together.
All I can say is that this behavior should be incouraged and there isn’t a court in the land that would convict someone who beat down Paris.
Hey! She uses biodegradable cleaner. Good for her. Oh… and also for that punching the lazy bitch thing.
yarg…users dont sell
Good point James.
oh there is a special place for shanna on santa’s lap this christmas. i hope she gets every penny that skank twig of a husband has. first of all she was too hot for him anyway and secondly he looks dirty and disease infested just like paris. god i hope she tagged paris in that gimp eye. it may never be able to haalf open again.
Anyone else get that the sense that if you tried to hit Paris, her head would just part like a swarm of insects, and then re-form once you removed your fist?
One time Shannen Doherty kicked Paris Hilton’s ass real good. Kicking Paris Hilton’s ass has become a sport for women in Hollywood.
We all know that punching Paris is exactly what Nicole Richie would do, if hitting something with her fist wouldn’t make her arm snap like a dry twig.
i think her ex husband was trying to clean my windshield as sat at a red light yesterday
Shanna deserves a great big kiss (among other things). Maybe we should have two new Olympic events: Paris-Punching (for distance) and Chupacabra feeding. They can show that on ESPN 8 (”The Ocho”)
lol