10.09.2006 PINK LOOKS MILDLY HOT

Thanks to the miracle of modern photography, Pink actually looks reasonably attractive in these pictures by singer Bryan Adams, who now claims to be a photographer so he can get chicks to take their clothes off.  Which seems like kind of a hassle.  My fake cop uniform and badge is so much easier, although some seem confused when I tell them they’ve got “the right to remain satisfied, baby.”   

(umm, yeah, these are a little old, but the decent quality is new, and today is boring so far, so there you go)




(34) Comments

  1. bryce 10/09/2006 16:00

    So these were taken before she got fat right? Cos nowadays she looks like a hungry hungry hippo. I also thought the point of being in a band was that chicks take their clothes off. You don’t have to be in a band, and then try and take ‘art’ snaps of peirced tits. Stupid Bryan.

  2. Ed 10/09/2006 16:02

    Is it my imagination or does the second picture look like she has a giant oversized pointy head. Kinda like MacTonight with tits.

  3. JoeBlow 10/09/2006 16:02

    Nice nips

  4. Sebastian 10/09/2006 16:09

    Either her head is very big, or her body is very small. Whatever, even her perkily pierced nipples could not keep my eyes off Snorg Tees girl, the saucy minx.

  5. sicksauce 10/09/2006 16:09

    Mildly hot? Uhhhhhhh no.

  6. mgbrit 10/09/2006 16:22

    These were taken within the last 12 months as her nips weren’t pierced before then. The long head is due to being a near cousin of Mr. and Mrs. Conehead. P.S. I agree - Snorg Tees girl is best picture post of the day.

  7. Julz 10/09/2006 16:38

    I don’t see the Snorg Tees girl. All I see is that creepy fucking clown from Game Wad. Fueling my nightmares… Thank you, Brendan. Thank you very much.

  8. Hater 10/09/2006 16:39

    CAPPY THANKSGIVING!

  9. Phreaky-Zee 10/09/2006 17:13

    Photography school, here I go

  10. Sebastian 10/09/2006 17:14

    Can we get the title of this post to “Snorg Tees Girl much hotter than Pink”? Because no matter how hot the person in those “art” photos (cuz it ain’t porn if it’s in black and white) might appear, we all know that Pink is a dumpy loudmouth and therefore not “mildly hot” at all. (Julz, the refresh button is your friend)

  11. sicksauce 10/09/2006 17:32

    I think Brendon needs to work in the phrase “The Hot Snorg Tees Chick…” into at least one title to a post.

  12. Abby 10/09/2006 17:36

    The chick in the sex panther shirt scares the hell out of me. She looks like she’s about to scream at me, and not in a good way.

  13. Sam 10/09/2006 18:05

    I get it…she makes that “Stupid Girls” video mocking Hillary Duff and Lindsay Lohan, and then shows up in “Art” photos flashing her tits. Her body doesn’t look too bad, but you don’t want to know what’s hiding under that skirt.

  14. Blumpkin 10/09/2006 18:48

    Oh snorg tees girl, I want to make liquid explosion inside of her.. yagshemash..

  15. Bill 10/09/2006 19:14

    uhh i think you might have smoked too much crack…she is not hot

  16. mgbrit 10/09/2006 19:23

    What’s undeer that skirt? Meat and two veg, if you ask me…Probably Julz’s Snorg Teeshirt girl too, no doubt.

  17. Mike09 10/09/2006 19:45

    Do not mock Alice, the Snorg tees girl.

  18. Maureen 10/09/2006 20:33

    Sweet Jesus, that gamewad clown is the scariest fuckin thing ive ever seen. Im going to hide now

  19. Adam01 10/09/2006 21:00

    The girl in “your mom goes to college’ shirt is soo hot

  20. Lightdragon 10/09/2006 21:06

    Nah I saw Marvel Comic’s Obnoxio the Clown.

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